Mucous Membrane Lyrics

I'm not really into you and

You're not into me

We don't have anything to talk about but

We've got chemistry

You only call me when you're drunk

But that's OK cos you're almost always drunk

I don't really know who you are and I

Always forget your name

But I remember your mucous membrane against

My mucous membrane

You say I only call when I wanna fuck

But that's ok cos I almost always wanna fuck

What we have is raw and beautiful

Brains turned off, purely physical

You don't know how to challange me intellectually

But you're a genius at satisfying me sexually

Your name on my phone is Dumbfuck

My name on yours is Stupid Screw

We both laugh about it

But we both know it's kinda true

Don't use our brains much

Don't need to think when we do it

We don't exchange thoughts

We exchange body fluids