Birthday Lyrics

Waking up with your clothes on

Makeup on your face, pins in your hair

Sticky eyes and dry mouth

You forgot to close the window now there’s water everywhere

Memories of last night

All your friends had to leave early, cos all your friends have real jobs

Didn’t want to go home

Went out looking for a club but on Mondays there’s no clubs

Vodka from a kiosk

Buy some chocolate when you realize that you forgot to eat

And you forgot your headphones

Cold boring walk through cold boring streets

Bar with random strangers

Drinks are kinda cheap, you order wine and vodka too

Classy like a lady

Hoping for attention but noone seems to notice you

Memories are getting foggy

Think you tried to make friends with some unfriendly people

And then made out with one of them

Sloppy handjob in a dirty bathroom and then maybe half a pill

Can’t remember being high but sure can feel the comedown now

Not the best birthday ever

But worse are yet to come

Another year wasted on attempts at having fun

Another year of making mistakes you can’t undo

A sad birthday fit for a sad person like you

Not the best birthday ever

But worse are yet to come

Another year wasted on attempts at having fun

Another year of making mistakes you can’t undo

A sad birthday fit for a sad person like you