Jingle My Balls Lyrics

Uh, ay,

I'm boutta kill this bitch

I'm boutta go all in

I'm goin' all in

Uh

Jingle my, jingle my, jingle my balls

Takin a shit, and strokin' my shit

Runnin' around with no underwear

And I don't fuckin care

You a bitchass ho and shit

You on the naughty list

You ain't gettin' shit

Cause you a bitch

Pull up in the Chimney with a glock (pop pop)

Yo bitchass is definitely gettin' popped (popped, what?)

Christmas Eve thought you'd see Santa (uh)

Instead ya see Frik beatin' yo ass with a sledgehammer (with a sledgehammer, uh)

Who the fuck is actually scared of Krampus (ain't nobody)

What in the fuck kinda name is Krampus (I don't know)

Bro ain't got shit at all on Frikmas (he don't)

Pull up to some coal under his tree on Frikmas (some coal)

Jingle my, jingle my, jingle my balls

Takin a shit, and strokin' my shit

Runnin' around with no underwear

And I don't fuckin care

You a bitchass ho and shit

You on the naughty list

You ain't gettin' shit

And that's cause you a bitch, uh

I'm just happy it's that special time of year (special time, uh)

Gettin up around spreadin' some Christmas cheer (Christmas cheer, uh)

I do that in the form of tracks so y'all can hear (listen up)

I also adopted my own fuckin pet reindeer (reindeer)

Took him round town his name is George (his name is George)

I hopped on him and went around like a horse (on God)

Me and George we went over to Denny's (Denny's)

People thinkin what the fuck is a reindeer doin at Denny's (He's chillin!)

Thinkin where the fuck their Christmas spirit at

You ain't gettin shit cuh, that's right

I'm Frikmas, I am Lil Frik, I am Frikmas

I am the season, I am the vessel, I am the delivery

I am tellin' you, you ain't gettin' shit for Christmas

You stupid fuckin' hoe I'ma beat yo shit

I fuckin', I will beat the shit out of you

If you fuckin', speak on Lil Frik, speak on Frikmas, speak on shit

I'm beatin' the shit out of you, I'm fuckin',

I'm not fuckin' playin', I take