Do These Jeans Make Me Look Fat Lyrics

Why are we here

The greatest minds have asked

Philosophers from Socrates

Have taken up the task

To figure out what happens

When it comes right down to that

You know they probably also asked

Do these jeans make me look fat

Do these jeans make me look fat

Does the shirt make me look cool

Are my shoes a little too much

Does my watch clash with my jewels

When it comes to fashion

I shouldn't be surprised

These clothes would look much better

If I only exercised

Do these jeans make me look fat

Does the scarf go with my eyes

Men will seldom tell the truth

And women hardly lie

When it comes to fashion

Well it comes as no surprise

Men will say what you want to hear

But girls will never lie

So does this hat make me look chic

Do these gloves make me look wild

You know women might just shake their heads

But men they'd only smile

It's like the age-old question

Do you think the world is flat

What I want to know right now

Is do these jeans make me look fat

Do these socks go with my shoes

Will a vest make me robust

Women tell you like it is

But men I'd never trust

When I want opinions

And to know just where it's at

Tell me what I need to know

Do these jeans make me look fat

What do we know

What would Confucius say

Is the answer in a cookie

Or a glass of Chardonnay

We really don't know much more

We're all just copycats

But tell me once before you go

Do these jeans make me look fat