I Want To Have Christmas On Another Planet Lyrics

It's Christmas time again

But everybody's mad

Earthlings lost their chill again

And made me sad

And I could sit and wallow in the gloom

I guess I've done it for a year or two

Let me tell you something I would rather do

I wanna have Christmas on another planet

Let's party at a place that hasn't been wrecked yet

I wanna see how Martians deck their halls

Let's sing carols flying through Saturn's rings

Find out if Santa Claus is only our thing

We'll celebrate Christmas far away

Cuz I've absolutely had it with Earth today

It's Christmas time again

And chaos reigns

These terrestrial citizens

Make me ashamed

All of the things that we see on the news

Turning our super clever brains into ooze

There's a better path I think we all should choose

So let's have Christmas on another planet

Let's party at a place that hasn't been wrecked yet

I wanna see how Martians deck their halls

I wanna open presents under a Plutonian tree

Have a snowball fight on Neptune if anyone's free

Let's celebrate Christmas far away

Cuz I've absolutely had it with Earth today

We'll celebrate the coming of the Lord

By going to a place we've never ever been before

I wanna have Christmas on another planet

Let's party at a place that hasn't been wrecked yet

I wanna to see how Martians deck their halls

I wanna sip cocoa floating in the great red spot

Go sledding on Venus if it's not too hot

Anything to get away from this pale blue dot

A holiday that's somewhere out in space

Any friendly exoplanet that's not here sounds like a great place

To have a nice Christmas

A peaceful Christmas

So let's celebrate Christmas far away

Cuz I've absolutely had it with Earth today