Happy Hour Lyrics

Cherry lollipop?

Check

Bandage on knee?

Check

Bagwine?

Check

Bread on the passenger seat?

Check

Whiskey?

Check

Disposable nappies?

Check

Driver's license?

Check

Brake lights?

It'll do

I'm in the car with all my friends

Driving my dad's Mercedes-Benz

Went straight through my neighbours fence

Didn't see that massive bend

I'm in the car with all my friends

Driving my dad's Mercedes-Benz

Went straight through my neighbours house

Parked in the middle of the lounge

I've had too much to drink

I need more alcohol, I don't know

Eat some bread mate

You're driving us home right?

Which one of you has the fucking steering wheel?

I've had enough to drink

I've left my Lucozade out the window

Are we there yet?

Don't get upset

I think I've thrown up on the shitting belt buckle

I'm in the car with all my friends

Driving my dad's Mercedes-Benz

Went straight through my neighbours fence

Didn't see that massive bend

I'm in the car with all my friends

Driving my dad's Mercedes-Benz

Went straight through my neighbours house

Parked in the middle of the lounge

You've killed my cat

Smashed up my gaff

Why is there bagwine everywhere?

And bread on the stairs

Sorry wrong house

I meant next door

My mates really hungry

That's what the food is for