Killing Santa Lyrics
- Genre:Alternative
- Year of Release:2023
Lyrics
I'm sitting here
At the bottom of the fireplace
Waiting for Santa
With my ebay penknife
I'm gonna wait 'til I can hear him
And turn the fire on
Chuck in a firework
Blow his legs off
We're gonna kill
Father Christmas
I don't want him breaking into my house
And stuffing my stocking
We're gonna get him
When he least expects it
An arsenic mince pie
Pop him twice
My granny told me
Leave a carrot for the reindeer
So I swapped it
For a stick of dynamite
He'll never see us coming
'Cause we're on the nice list
We're gonna be naughty
And empty his sack for him
Pocket penknife
Carrot Dynamite
Pop him twice
Killing Santa
I don't care
We don't accept door to door salesmen
We're gonna kill
Father Christmas
I don't want him breaking into my house
And stuffing my stocking
We're gonna get him
When he least expects it
An arsenic mince pie
And some carrot dynamite