You Can't be Catholic Lyrics

You can't be Catholic and look the way you do

It must be a mistake I know it isn't true

You can't be Catholic I'm filing a complaint

Cause the girl that I was with last night was nothing like a saint

You can't be Catholic I don't see no veil

The things that you suggested would have thrown us both in jail

You can't be Catholic oh girl I do declare

You know I'm a believer but I didn't have a prayer

If I were you I'd bow my head and thank my lucky stars

But I am me and I can see exactly what you are

You can't be Catholic it doesn't make no sense

You've taken me to heaven but you keep me in suspense

You can't be Catholic you're such a pretty sight

I never saw it coming that devilish delight

You can't be Catholic but don't I feel blessed

To walk along beside you girl I feel I am obsessed

You can't be Catholic with all that you enjoy

I wanna kneel beside you, girl and be your altar boy

If I were you I'd bow my head and thank my lucky stars

If I were you I'd bang that drum and crank up that guitar

Crank it up

You can't be Catholic with all that sex appeal

The way you leave me speechless the way you make me feel

You can't be Catholic the way you wear that dress

I'm going to confession now my brain is such a mess