Colorado Vacation Lyrics

We rolled in

Like on a gurney

To miscarry

Still to labor

To push out

The dead child

Past the theatre

Still cleaning murder

I'm finally 2000 light years away

Tripping devil acid with my cult

We live outside, above and beyond

Your bullshit pussy narco laws

Fuck your pussy laws

Fuck your pussy laws

Fuck your pussy laws

Yeah, fuck your pussy laws

We might as well call in a narc raid on ourselves

And take us out of all our misery now

Cuz I'm the disgruntled worker that you fired

I'm the jilted lover that you dumped

I'm your quiet, polite, white neighbor

With an arsenal of unregistered guns

But we don't

And now I bathe myself in ecstatic frenzy

Wondering why no one's ever with me

While I'm outside

Frying and filthy

Vomiting a handle of whiskey

To feed the rattlesnakes and grizzly bears

The billygoats and billionaires

Who get away with fucking your children

You let them get away with fucking your children

You let them get away with fucking your children

You let them get away with fucking your children

While my friends around me get cancer and kill themselves

There's no god here

But for a short time, maybe there was in Colorado

He was in my room last night

And when I tried to hug him

His eyes rolled up into his head

And he fell back

As dead as America

So maybe with all my newfound godless time

I can start to try the things I never ever thought to try

Like building pipe bombs

Or learning how to knit

Or turn my dick into a vagina

And then back into a dick

Or maybe I could take flying lessons

And the next time I'm drunk on the redeye home I jack it off

And slam it into the tallest building in Chicago

And feel it crumble to the ground in a torrent of glass steel and death