Fearne's Lament (A Critical Role Inspired Folk Song) Lyrics

Would you believe that your necklace got caught in my hair

But to think it were stolen love, I wouldn't dare

To imply that it's something I'd like to borrow

Although

Since you're not using it surely it would be alright

Let's be honest no harm in it gone for the night

Or a day or a week or a month or a year

Oh dear

Look at me rambling you must think I'm insincere

Well that's rude of you frankly since I'm such a dear

I'm embarrassed there's nothing you'd say I'd forgive

A gift, oh

Thank you so much oh how generous you are too kind

What a selfless spontaneous unplanned design

I will cherish this always no merchant could touch

How much?

Listen this heirloom is priceless how dare we discuss

That no less than a fortune would cure my disgust

That you'd even insinuate I'll do the trade

An get paid

Would you believe that your necklace was stolen by thieves

I was sleeping so soundly I ne'er heard a peep

I was lucky they spared me 'cause I could've died

No lie

There was a fire the smoke billowed two stories high

I escaped with my life but your necklace I tried

To go back but by then all the flames were too much

Don't you trust me

Where did this happen? A desolate village nearby

I'll show you on the map - goodness look at the time

Can't be late for my something well I've got to go

You know

Would you perhaps have a horse and a carriage to spare

I've a long road ahead and not one thing to wear

My provisions are low and I cannot be late

How quaint

Not my first choices but I suppose they'll have to do

I'll return them unharmed in a fortnight or two

You're my savior, your praises I'll sell far and wide

Now goodbye