That's the Brand Lyrics

Hey wow that was surprisingly good

But I'm not sure what your deal is

You write these catchy songs

But I'm not sure what the appeal is

If you don't mind I have a few notes

A few helpful suggestions

I hope you take my unsolicited feedback

Into consideration

Why don't you record in a studio

Instead of just your bedroom

On instruments you can barely play

With a voice that barely stays in tune

Why don't you write a viral hit

That gets the world to dance and sing

Why don't you write more conventional lyrics

And focus more on marketing

That's the brand

That's the brand

That's the brand

That's the brand

You spent a decade spinning your wheels

Aren't you embarrassed

You must feel really upset

With your complete lack of success

I'm fine being a failed comedian

Turned failing musician

At least I'm proud of the things I've made

Like Popeye said I am what I am

That's the brand

That's the brand

That's the brand

That's the brand

That's the brand

That's the brand

That's the brand

That's the brand