New All Time Low Lyrics

I can't decide about my favorite book

Is it Nine Stories, Watch Your Mouth, or that one you took

Hey give it back, I've forgotten how it goes

And that's something I should know

I gotta cover it up because it's starting to show

I just realized I spent this year examining my toes

The nails are getting longer, I've been watching them grow

I've hit a new all time low

I've been lying around on the floor in the dust

I haven't gotten up, although I know that I must

I just haven't recovered from my five year bust

And I just ain't got no dough

There's something to be said about having a job

But I heard somebody say that I was just a slob

So I think I'll just get by while I gamble and rob

I've hit a new all time low

A few inches were added to the dirt on my floor

The cat up and quit, he walked right out the door

Now the mice are getting brave enough to eat from my store

And I just can't tell them no

There's something in the corner that is literally growing

It's crawling up the walls and shows no sign that it's slowing

I don't know what it is and I'm better off not knowing

That's my new all-time low

Yes, that's my new all-time low

That's my new all-time low