duck with a gun Lyrics

I saw a duck use a gun

The duck shot a guy

The duck has a gun

No one cares too much

How did the duck get a gun?

We don't know, just don't know

The duck uses the gun so much

He is god

We now worship the duck-gunlord

He blesses us with his great presence

The only reward he gives us,

Is the great salvation of death

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I saw a duck use a gun

The duck shot a guy

The duck has a gun

No one cares too much

Well, one day, people got tired

Humanities biggest threat was just a duck

So humans do what humans do best: murder

They planned to assassinate the duck,

With a gun

So they grabbed their own guns,

Walked right up to the duck,

And shot it

The duck was no longer alive

We just simply killed it

Just like that,

With our own guns

But we don't know why this wasnt done earlier

Because we all still had guns

But humanity, well humanity can be dumb, sometimes

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