Blackened Christmas Lyrics

Rockin' around the pentagram,

amongst the yellow snow,

We exchange gifts and words of glee and love.

We decorate with red,

Hang emblems above our heads;

What a wonderful way to celebrate!

It's the time of year

To spread the joy and cheer.

There is something stuck in my teeth.

We wear our itchy hats

And eat until we're fat.

May all your Christmases be Black!

We go to bed at night,

Wrapped up warm and tight

And wait for Sata- I mean Santa to bring us gifts.

Last year Batman stank,

Uncle Billy now can't wank-

Let's hope things go better for us this year.

It's the time of year

To spread the joy and cheer.

There is something stuck in my teeth.

We wear our itchy hats

And eat until we're fat.

May all your Christmases be Black!

He sees you when you're sleeping,

He knows when you're awake,

He watches every move

and batch of cookies that you make.

Why are we going to church?

What the hell is this?

Why did no-one tell me it's a

Christian holiday?

It's the time of year

To spread the joy and cheer.

There is something stuck in my teeth.

We wear our itchy hats

And eat until we're fat.

May all your Christmases be Black!

This season is so dear,

But comes just once a year,

So celebrate this time, whilst you still can!

And 'cause it won't last,

Hear our utterance:

May all your Christmases be black!