
D's Got Gout Lyrics
- Genre:Rock
- Year of Release:2023
Lyrics
What's the worst that could happen each and every day
Gassing up the minivan to hit up each buffet
They know him by name when in line at chic filet
D's got gout gout gout gout gout
He's gonna wash it down with 26 light beers
His inside's feeling toxic just like Britney Spears
He uses Taco Bell wrappers to wipe his tears
D's got gout gout gout gout gout
D's got gout
D's got gout
A feather landed on his toe
That's how he figured out
He's got gout
A breakfast IPA and Chinese for dessert
He likes to save a little for later on his shirt
It's not a meal unless he's feeling discomfort
D's got gout gout gout gout gout
I've never seen him look at food and just say nah
Snacking on nachos and his fifteenth piece of za
A seafood tower will make him unhinge his jaw
D's got gout gout gout gout gout
D's got gout
D's got gout
A feather landed on his toe
That's how he figured out
He's got gout
He's always smashing double-doubles on the grill
If this don't get my boy
Diabetes will
He's always smashing double-doubles on the grill
If gout don't get my boy
Diabetes will
D's Got Gout
D's Got Gout
D's Got Gout
D's Got Gout
I've been dying of the 'betus
Ever since I was a fetus
D's got gout
D's got gout
A feather landed on his toe
That's how he figured out
He's got gout
GOUT