ONE AND ONLY Lyrics

Suck my balls

You suck my balls, Mr. Garrison

Telling me I can't be a fuckin' rapper

I'll show 'em all i'm Eric motherfuckin' Cartman

You know we stay with a strap

And no one killin' no Kenny

Getting me riled, bringin' up Kyle

If they want him killed they should send me

They know I spend that shit twice

For the right price, best not be stingy

Please do not call if it ain't about money

Cause I only deal with the benjies

Bitch, I'm not feelin' the energy

The principal gotta be kidding me

Don't even see you as the enemy

A threat is just what you pretend to be

Donovan shouldn't be talkin

If he wanna go, I can up it and drop him

They don't want me out in traffic

Ill cut through the crowd, give a fuck if I dodge 'em

Hold up, bitch get ran through

Nascar speed ain't a thing that I can't do

Eric Cartman that's me imma handful

Im the villain, I ain't savin' no damsel

Pockets fat with the money, got my pants full

In the crib with yo bitch on my dick

Man, this shit too lit like a candle

Usin' them thick-ass hips like handles, yeah

Im Eric Cartman, I'm the one and only

Fat man ass, I need ass

In my face, I need a lap dance

Kill the pussy, eat the ghost like I'm Pac-Man

Tear it up, I'm on the inside like the cat scan

Stop the comparin' when there's no comparison

You look embarrassing, goofy as Garrison

Here comes the heavyweight, stop and they stare at him

You should be scared of him

I'll put your face on a T-shirt and no one'll cherish him

I felt the weight of the park, now I'm bearin' it

Don't be so arrogant, your head will get blown like a clarinet

Window down, window up, that's how I'm airin' it out

They used to hate on the kid, now I'm makin' it big and they care for me now

I'll be this way till I die, collapse on the floor and they carry me out

The city was safe, now I'm out the cage and it's gettin' scarier now

Watch out before I pop out, with a glock out like damn, what these pussy boys talkin' bout

Got more than one case, got a blunt in my face, but I don't run away when the cop's out

If you wanna talk shit, don't press my clique, cause the whole crew scrap and I'm hot now

Better tune in, better watch now, wait, Eric Cartman boutta drop now

Eric is the best, he's the greatest he's the best yeah

Eric is the best, he's the greatest he's the best yeah

Eric is the best, he's the greatest he's the best yeah

Eric is the

Hold on, that's my bad Kenny, I forgot they can't hear you

Sorry, you're still the realest friend I have though, thank you