Terry's Last Fag Lyrics

Terry's last fag

Drenched in sweat, face is wet as he takes a drag

His last fag

He's acting slightly nervous

Terry, Terry, are you okay?

Your cheeks are going grey

Terry's last fag

He's smoking Senior Service

Terry works nights

Stack a shelf, help yourself 'neath the freezer lights

He works nights

Drives a two-door Mazda

Terry, Terry, what would they say?

He robs ten packs a day

Terry works nights

It's a hit show down the Asda

Terry, Terry, are you okay?

Your cheeks are going grey

Terry's last fag

He's too late for the voice of reason

Terry's on the beach

Robbed a telly, it's not high treason

But Terry's drinking bleach

Terry's drinking bleach

Terry's last fag (his last fag)

Drenched in sweat, face is wet as he takes a drag

His last fag (Terry's last fag)

He's acting slightly nervous

Terry, Terry, are you okay?

The pigs are on their way

Terry's last rights

He's acting slightly

(Hello, Bootle Police Station?

Hello?

Hello?)