DIggin' Up a Date Lyrics

Lonely, lonely, lonely Johnny Gore

He wants a prom date and chance to score

Getting desperate, asked every girl in site

He found a beauty late, late one night

A lovely lady he knew he'd hold dear

On her tombstone, said "Wish you were here"

Some sick science brought her back to life

He only needs her to last through the night

He's diggin' up a date

Which he'll animate

Prom won't be the same

And Johnny is to blame.

Oh, the prom date started very well

Johnny Gore and his girlfriend from hell

Berserker rampage started at mid-song

Getting revenge on those who did him wrong

When it was over and all the dust had cleared

Things were much worse than anybody feared

The body total was one thirty eight

But Johnny thought it was such a perfect date

He's diggin' up a date

Which he'll animate

Prom won't be the same

And Johnny is to blame

He's diggin' up a date

Which he'll animate

Prom won't be the same

And Johnny is to blame

Johnny is to blame

Johnny is to blame

Johnny is to blame

And Johnny is to blame