Glorious Leader Lyrics

We show indifference to opinions

Without a shred of evidence

We won't line the streets and cheer

For the lies that you told to get here

We won't wave our little flags

And salute the glorious leader

We'd rather bow to Jesus

And we're not very keen on that guy either

You could call us degenerates or saboteurs

Or whatever the word is these days

Whatever you choose to use

To suggest we're the sub and you're the humans

And we're not about to line up

And kneel before our glorious leader

You can hand us your propaganda

But these alternative facts won't stand

All hail the glorious leader

All hail the brand new age of prosperity

When you're ethically ambidextrous

Down can be up with complete sincerity

It doesn't matter what we believe

As long as we believe in the glorious leader

It doesn't matter what we do

As long as we do as we're told, right?

(We'll build a machine you can believe in)

All hail the glorious leader

(We'll build a machine you can believe)

All hail the glorious plan

(We'll build a machine you can believe in)

All hail the glorious future

(We'll build a machine you can believe)

All hail

All hail!

Put on your best suit and polish your boots

And be sure to salute when they send the brigade

They'll enjoy golden showers made of real solid gold

In their ivory towers, so enjoy the parade

Oh no, it's a real horrorshow

But at least the nation has spoken

So take a knee, take two, take three

For the glorious leader the people have chosen

All hail the glorious leader

Swallow your pill as they cut down the border

They can't build a brand new world

If they can't construct a new world order

To employ a culinary analogy

You are the eggs that must be broken

So take a knee, take two, take three

For the glorious leader the people have chosen

(We'll build a machine you can believe in)

All hail the glorious leader

(We'll build a machine you can believe)

All hail the glorious plan

(We'll build a machine you can believe in)

All hail the glorious future

(We'll build a machine you can believe)

All hail

All hail!

We'll build a machine

We'll build a machine you can believe in