The Magic Eight Ball Lyrics

We've been accumulating bad ideas

And bad ideas are all the rage these days

We've been degenerating, that's true

But so have you

So we ask the magic eight ball

To see what it predicts

It says

"In the future all the music will sound like this"

This is not magic

These are random chances

This is not magic

This is only fluid dynamics

But that's not really what the eight ball said

It said "All signs point to no"

But what does an eight ball know?

We've been generating all new hits

There's a system that we use for this

Consult the magic eight ball, then we'll know

What should stay and what should go

We don't think, we just know

What stays in what gets dismissed

In the future all the music will sound like this

This is not magic

These are random chances

This is not magic

This is only fluid dynamics

In the future

All the music

Will sound

Like this