Fulltime Jerk ft. Act your Age. Lyrics

You are a gangster, you are a superstar

You tell everybody about how cool you are

On every party, you wear your foolish smile

I'd love to beat you up tonight

All the world seems to know you

But the top behind your back, you're too dumb to know that

You're on the wrong track, ain't no girl would ever take you

Your hand's your only friend, you're still be lonesome

When you're 84

'Cause you're a full-time jerk

You're as cool as sweatstains

Full-time jerk

You think you're popular

Full-time jerk

But you can't act nothin'

You are as dumb as a

Full-time jerk

You're as cool as sweatstains

Full-time jerk

You think you're popular

Full-time jerk

But you can't act nothin'

You are as dumb as a stump

You drive Toyota

But you really hate Japan

You bop on your sofa

Because you're drunk again

Your bed's full of slobber

'Cause you watch the girl next door

You're still be lonesome

When you're 84

You shave your nose hair

Right on your office seat

You think that politics

Is something you can eat

You are a gangster

You are a superstar

The best thing on you

Is still your old used car

'Cause you're a full-time jerk

You're as cool as sweatstains

Full-time jerk

You think you're popular

Full-time jerk

But you can't act nothin'

You are as dumb as a

Full-time jerk

You're as cool as sweatstains

Full-time jerk

You think you're popular

Full-time jerk

But you can't act nothin'

You are as dumb as a

Full-time jerk

Full-time jerk

Full-time jerk

Full-time jerk

Full-time jerk

Full-time jerk

Full-time jerk

You are as dumb as a

Full-time jerk

You're as cool as sweatstains

Full-time jerk

You think you're popular

Full-time jerk

But you can't act nothin'

You are as dumb as a

Full-time jerk

You're as cool as sweatstains

Full-time jerk

You think you're popular

Full-time jerk

But you can't act nothin'

You are as dumb as a stump

'Cause you're a full-time jerk

You're as cool as sweatstains

Full-time jerk

You think you're popular

Full-time jerk

But you can't act nothin'

You are as dumb as a

Full-time jerk