Bounce the Band Lyrics

I come to the bar about twelve o'clock

I heard this band I heard they're hot

I walked through a fight in the parking lot

Come inside and ordered a shot

But the singer could hardly stand up

And the bass player just threw up

Inside the baby grand

I heard the bartender tell the bouncer

Bounce the band

Bounce the band

Bounce the band

Bounce the band

Now listen here

In my life I've seen a lot of sights

I've watched a nun walk around in tights

But this here where it takes the cake

Like watching a pig on rollerblades

Now the singer can hardly stand up

And the bass player just threw up

Inside the baby grand

I heard the bartender tell the bouncer

Bounce the band

Bounce the band

Bounce the band

Bounce the band

Bounce the band

Bounce the band

Bounce the band

Bounce the band

Come to the bar about twelve o'clock

I heard this band I heard they're hot

I walked through a fight in the parking lot

Come inside and ordered a shot

Now they're swingin' from the chandelier

And the roadies drunk all the beer

Go-go girls fell off the stand

I heard the bartender tell the bouncer

You better bounce the band

Bounce the band

Bounce the band

Bounce the band

Bass solo

Bounce the band

Bounce the band

Bounce the band

Bounce the band

Bounce the band