The Lay-Flat Anthem Lyrics

Pretty city biddies get their parking for free

Money came from Dad or Chad - how incel of me

Cuz I'm just laying flat, as flat as fat will allow

And they only ask how many and never how

A paranoid droid since I was sixteen

Somewhere the wires crossed to make me - me

All tin, no mettle, no heart, just kettle

But I got esprit des coeur that'll never settle

Tell me I'm the problem

Call it what you will

It ain't gonna change the way I lay flat

Tell me I'm the problem

Call it what you will

It ain't gonna change the way I lay flat

I'll just let it happen, put my sloth to practice

I'm giving up the millions, let the billionaires have it

And I'll scream eat the rich while I sit here and bitch

About how change is so hard and I wish I could quit

An economic collapse to help me relapse

Just a fella in the cellar with a misfiring synapse

Shooting Stars & Stripes so get it while its ripe

I'll just blame it on the brain and all the lead in the pipes

Tell me I'm the problem

Call it what you will

It ain't gonna change the way I lay flat

Tell me I'm the problem

Call it what you will

It ain't gonna change the way I lay flat

I feel a sense of justice to say the system's busted

But I'd never lift a finger to fuck with the function

I'm an eight-hour slave wasting my days

I'll knock the nine-to-five in my internal rage

I pledge allegiance to having fuck-all to do

I got a deadline to be dead and a plot picked too

Some might find it cringe to be this unhinged

But take a look around, son, the system's rigged

Tell me I'm the problem

Call it what you will

It ain't gonna change the way I lay flat

Tell me I'm the problem

Call it what you will

It ain't gonna change the way I lay flat

Tell me I'm the problem

Call it what you will

It ain't gonna change the way I lay flat

Tell me I'm the problem

Call it what you will

It ain't gonna change the way I lay flat