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Thank you, such a great crowd

It's very nice to be here

Really, you have no idea

So I have a little family drama going on

My ex-father in law just had a heart attack

He's unconscious and they have no idea if he's going to make it or not

Woohoo

Thank you

We have a fan of uncertain death in the back there

That's nice

Good for you sir

Enjoy your chess game with the reaper

So anyhow

The last couple of days I have been reduced to playing the coffee lounge

At Beth Israel Hospital

I'm going back there as soon as I'm done here

And I'll spend the night watching all the men in my life completely fall apart

While eating jello

It's really startling actually because we're always told

You're daddy's little girl

Daddy will protect you

Daddy will protect you

Daddy will protect you

Daddy will protect you

Daddy Daddy Daddy

Daddy Daddy Daddy

Wait till your father gets home

And then your father walks into a hospital and he turns into a 10 year old girl

Who just got a frog put down her dress

Now my father

Intellectual

Emotions kept in a little bottle in storage

He hates hospitals

He hates the smell of hospitals

Look of hospitals

When I had my daughter I had to hold her out the window

When he walked to work in the morning just so he could see her

Tough

Proud

And then of course there is my father-in-law

Tough

Proud

Daddy will protect you

Daddy will protect you

Daddy will protect you

Daddy Daddy Daddy

Daddy Daddy Daddy

Daddy Daddy Daddy

Now my mother-in-law is trimming his beard so if

When he wakes up

He's ready to go to work

I look around this hospital you see the doctors

All men swaggering in and out of the rooms really fast

I'm important

I have a pen in my pocket

I look at a chart

Hmm good chart

I sign the chart

I am god

God can't hang around

God has to be in the gallbladder wing in five

You spend a few days in a hospital and start to notice

The nurses

The nurses never rush out of your room

They'll just clean out the bed pans

Draw the blood

Insert the suppositories

They don't get to sign a chart

They don't even get a pen

But they hold you while you cry

So what does this mean

Are women more important than god

What if we discover one day that we were always the ones in charge

Just no one told us

I don't know

I don't know what i'm saying

I just

Don't want this man to die

Now let's see some tits and ass