We Never Named Her Lyrics

Why should we name her yet?

She's only nine years old

She's got so much life ahead of her

She doesn't even know

She'll be a different person tomorrow

Why should we name her now?

She's got lovely attributes

She will maybe be a scientist

Then her name would have to be Jessica

Maybe she will be a proctologist

But I don't really know what a proctologist is.

Maybe she will become a nudist,

Then her name would have to be Prudice? Trudice? Something like that

Yeah! We're doing reggae now!

What if our daughter became a reggae artist?

That would be crazy!

Then her name would have to be something like

Tree? Or Plant? But we're not gonna name her Tree! Right Tim?

We're not gonna name her at all!

We at least gotta wait till she's twenty!

What if she wants to change majors?

We don't want her to have to go to court,

That's a real hassle.

Let me tell y'all a story

This kid I know

Changed his name to Energy Energon

Cause that's just what he did.