Kick In The Teeth Lyrics

When you're caught out feeling lonely at the end of the day

When you sit down there in silence cause there's nothing left to say

When the autumn leaves won't turn to green and fall down from the trees

Just find somebody close to you and kick them in the teeth

When you fly out to Majorca just to feel a drop of rain

When you're digging for your passport, must have left it on the train

And your sister's friend called 2FM and went to Italy for free

Just grab somebody close to you and kick them in the teeth

I'm not advocating for violence cause I know it's not the answer

But sometimes desperate times call for desperate-er measures

So if ever you need somehow to alleviate some anger

And you just don't feel like doing it in quite a healthy manner

It's fair to say it's your lucky day cause I have what you need

Just get somebody close to you and kick them in the teeth

When you just want to watch Mean Girls but Netflix took it off

And it's not on Disney, Sky or any services you've bought

As a final hit you pirate it, virus your PC

Just grab somebody close to you and kick them in the teeth

And I'm sure that seeing therapy can help some people out

But for those of us who don't have all that money to ball out

We just close our eyes and inhale slowly find our centre's zen

Let the thought pass through us as we ready up our leg

I'm sure you know the phrase by now so say along with me

Just grab somebody close to you and kick them in the teeth