Hello Donald Lyrics

Hello, Donald

We have some information regarding

Your car's extended warranty

Though I have called and left voicemails

I'm hoping you're listening

And thinking that maybe it is possible we made a connection

Later we might could get coffee

Do what you want to and find that our love is predestined

I want you to see me and like me

Hold me and whisper to tell me that my call was important

Say how my pitch was convincing

I'll get commission

So tell me you'll do it, but first

Just please return this call

Hello, Donald

I'm a local real estate investor buying property

Near you if you are interested in selling

Though I have called and left voicemails

I'm hoping you're listening

And thinking that maybe it is possible we made a connection

Later we might could get coffee

Do what you want to and find that our love is predestined

I want you to see me and like me

Hold me and whisper to tell me that my call was important

Say how my pitch was convincing

I'll get commission

So tell me you'll do it, but first

Just please return this call

Return this call

Oh, Donald

'Cause this is the last one

I promise