Unholey Wisdom Lyrics

Gonna go to the store to get me some gatas, be a better boy than my dad ever was

I'm a bit you through eggs on my car, I wanna play my harmonica

My mum just told me that I'm gonna be the next star

She said I had bigger balls than my brother

Don't know how she knows cause I haven't told her

Wait don't I have a sister, Salamat

Don't think that was my mum

Just another bum

Pass it to my best friend

He is number one

Sadly my only friends aren't A4 Rolex, and none of them are here laying with me in my bed

But if they were I would not give them head cause I'm not gay, Okay

Just made a ball in deli, it looks like a heli, and bounces like my belly

Maybe I should sell it and move to Delhi change my name to Kelly and buy a new telly

I hope not to get a felony for stealing your enemy, might be a sign to get a remedy

Banana farmer dumber than a llama summer drama rama

Oh shit I fucked up just like Obama

I'm killing myself from the inside, I wanna say goodnight not goodbye

Every time I have a friend that leaves me on read a bit of me dies, alright

Don't know why I went so serious

But KSI just turned into Berius

I'm a little bit curious

What the fuck is a Budapest

Budapest, Hun-Hungarian, I don't know what they say, the capital of Hungary on the river

Danube, formed in 1873 from the towns of Buda and Pest

Ah, I thought it was like a food or some shit

Just figured out it was a town, shush don't make a sound

Why not I'm not feeling down it's cause you're a fucking clown

Fuck you and fuck your friends too, I'm a fuck off

And chuck a poo in the loo, what did I do

Making sounds like a Michael Jackson

Turn back cause I might just attack him

Just shit my pants, I got flatulence, this is why I don't dance

I'm stuck in a trance, you got too much tan, you look like an orange

Got too famous, have too much haters, can't have sex

Abbreviations four relaxation our lives end x

What's wrong with the world, what's wrong with the past, to turn us all into retards

In a ball I've curled, to hide from the girls that go, rawr

Now I'm playing golf, just got a par, I'm the best in the world, da

After this chorus thing, Imma playing my harmonica

I'm killing myself from the inside, I wanna say goodnight not goodbye

Every time I have a friend that leaves me on read a bit of me dies, alright

Don't know why I went so serious

But KSI just turned into Berius

I'm a little bit curious

What the fuck is a collywobbles

Ah, it's actually collywobbles, and it's stomach pain or queasiness

I think this is the end, you should follow us on Instagram, hit that search button and

Search for A4 Rolex, if you want to be our biggest fan, then you should raise your hands

If you're cool you won't get arrested, I think that's enough said