GOLDILOCKS (CHRIS MASTERS) Lyrics

Goldilocks hair, put a bitch in a headlock

Call me Ric Flair, figure four with the leg lock

Clogging up shit in the lane like a blood clot

Chris Masters wax on like a dreadlock

Goldilocks hair, put a bitch in a headlock

Call me Ric Flair, figure four with the leg lock

Clogging up shit in the lane like a blood clot

Chris Masters wax on like a dreadlock

Picking on these pussies like a locksmith

I feel like Jennetty with these drop kicks

Cross you up like Raven did to Sandman

Angle snapping bones, you can't walk man

Sony when I'm getting bony at the crib

Sonny look at Cher when I'm tagging in

Look like Macho Man when I'm ripping Ken

Feel like Tiger Woods when I pop the Xan

Hold up, let me crash the Genny

No white girls man, all we want is Jenny

Pockets Big Show man, they way too heavy

I ain't from the block, but my Glock stay ready

Mr. Dress up in the chest with the leaddy

Skittles pop pills and they look like confetti

Seven gram rocks, chop it up like machete

I'm Charlie Harper with a Mickey in my Yeti

Cooking Bradley Cooper slurp me up, alphagetti

Prince, DPrince, Prince Junior, like Freddie

Hold up, let me get started

Off the top ropes and I look like Jeff Hardy

Yeah, cross you over Based God, James Harden

Yeah, I'm still cooking, it's a Grove street party

Hold up, let me get started

Off the top ropes and I look like Jeff Hardy

Yeah, cross you over Based God, James Harden

Yeah, I'm still cooking, it's a Grove street party

Sheen on a bean, playing hopscotch

Opiod itch, I got the chicken pox

Wrong neck of the woods, boy, you must be lost

You are on private land, and I don't call the cops

Rappers in the forest, how I sight my rifle

Pecking order, totem pole, this is not the Eiffel

Rolling in a truck, it's not a motorcycle

Picking on these pussies like I'm Peter Piper

Goldilocks hair, put a bitch in a headlock

Call me Ric Flair, figure four with the leg lock

Clogging up shit in the lane like a blood clot

Chris Masters wax on like a dreadlock

Put a bitch in a headlock

Figure four with the leg lock

Put a bitch in a headlock

Figure four with the leg lock

Put a bitch in a-put a bitch in a headlock

Put a bitch in a-figure four with the leg lock

Put a bitch in a-put a bitch in a headlock

Put a bitch in a-figure four with the leg lock