Old Lady Lyrics

You're an old lady who yells at me constantly

I'm a fat friar who wants to save somebody

We go together like carrots and boiled peas

And the roast I overcooked trying to boil the peas

We fell in love in the family way

Christmas day came too soon

I was the lover and you were some other who was there too

I'm getting tired and you're getting quite a bit sore

That doesn't matter though ill always open the door

When you want some love and affection I cant say no

You really know how to ruin some pantyhose

We fell in love in the family way

Christmas day came too soon

I lost a lover and you were some other who was there too

Phoebe dear I know you'll desert me before I do

That's a fear I'm pushing away while I still have you

Talk in your sleep and Ill tell you just what I heard

Either you're eating some wings or a baby bird

You haven't moved in a while and that worries me

Then again did I expect an apology

We fell in love in the family way

Christmas day came too soon

I lost a lover and you were some other who was there too

Phoebe dear I know you'll desert me before I do

That's a fear I'm pushing away while I still have you