Backtrack Guilt Inflicter Lyrics

What the heck, getting pedantic with my pa-diddles

Where is the original cat cave, an unsolvable riddle

Off by a little, the key is to stay in kilter

I separate the grinds with a stainless steel filter

Backtrack guilt inflicter, it's a specialized tool

With it's own subreddit and own specific rules

Which I'm inclined to abide, follow learn abide

Much like the safety warnings on rollercoaster rides

During this song keep both arms at your side

Our priority is your safety, and nobody losing fingers

This concern lingers, which is where I got the project name

It would be better less sibilant, but the tunes stay the same

Hotter than a flame, now freshly extinguished

I keep trying to make myself seem more distinguished

Like an individual gentleman, certainly not a group

Cursed to write couplets to an three bar loop

And the stork said that's the real scoop