No Good Partier Lyrics

LEDs strung on the walls

And my friends strung on the floor

Swear she left the tag on purposely

So everyone would know how much its worth

On the pavement, pacing

Wasted a week getting wasted

And all the mansions on this street

Were just copied and pasted

Cause I'm a no good partier

The designated driver

My friends are strung out on the couch

They look so pathetic when their minds ain't sober

Tried to make the time count

Instead I'm counting calories

This night will be the death of me

Guess I'm no life of the party

Trying to find the rush in a rush of name brand shoes

But the serotonin's all alcohol-induced

And I can't tell if they are just obsessed

Or if they'd rather be delirious than conscious and upset

Dumping out the cabinets,

Whatever happens happens

And I feel bad for the parents

Who have to clean this up

Plastic cups and paper plates

And all this makeup gone to waste

But it's obvious I'm no expert at this stuff

Cause I'm a no good partier

The designated driver

My friends are strung out on the couch

They look so pathetic when their minds ain't sober

Tried to make the time count,

Instead I'm counting calories

This night will be the death of me

Guess I'm no life of the party

Can't smell the thousand dollar perfume

Over the weed that they're smoking

So many stars in their eyes

That can barely even see the hands that they're holding

A bunch of socialites with the lights turned down

Hair slicked back but with strands of secrets hanging out

Cause I'm a no good partier

The designated driver

My friends are strung out on the couch

They look so pathetic when their minds ain't sober

They're practically making out

With the leather in the backseat

They'll forget it tomorrow

But I guess I'm no life of the party