Fate Lyrics

I used to walk beside you every day

And now it feels like twisting up my heart to say your name

What a disgrace what a disgrace

Twice the life was lived with twice the joy

But double the emotion means you're doubly annoyed

And so am I and so am I

But when I bring back memories

Of all that I've lost it seems

That I'm a twat

All this time to sing and yet no words

Are coming out to say how fucking absurd

I feel I feel

Greatly underestimate the length of an hour

45 minutes spent sat down in the shower

My poor water bill

All the water makes me wrinkly

But it takes away the stinky

Feeling of a half of me

That's disappeared down the drain

Now I am alone I have so much time to spare

Not bothering to wash my balls or my hair

What a life what a life

There's plenty of fishes in the sea

But they all seem far to suspicious to me

And I don't wash my pollocks

All the water would make me wrinkly

All the salt and all the fishies

And all of that god damn water

Would drown me one day

How many times will I say

That this had to be fate

How could it have been any other way

Not you, I know

But someone, somewhere, some day