(The Shame About) Manboobs (Single Version) Lyrics

The shame about manboobs

Is that there's no urban legend

Linking them to penis size

'Cause you wouldn't be ashamed of manboobs

If they made the ladies think

You had a python between your thighs

The shame

About manboobs

The shame

About manboobs

The shame about manboobs

Is that they're always there

Whenever you look down

The shame about manboobs

Is that you can't move away

And just leave 'em in another town

'Cause they're always there waiting

When you get where you're going

'Cause they're always there waiting

When you get where you're going

And I remember when I was just a boy

I was told by a friend of my dad

(What'd he say?)

He said, "Son, when you get yourself an old lady

Just make sure she's got bigger jugs than you have."

(Oh!)

The shame about manboobs

Is that no one believes

That your pecs are just really built

The shame about manboobs

Is that they're more ridiculous

Than a weiner-dog in a kilt

There's no Scottish dachshunds

So don't dress 'em that way

There's no Scottish dachshunds

So don't dress 'em that way

The shame about manboobs

Is the way they tend to hop

And bop and swing

The shame about manboobs

Is that despite all their weight

They can't feed a dadgum thing

Sure, some folks have tried it

But I wouldn't want to drink that

Sure, some folks have tried it

But I wouldn't want to drink that

And you can get embarrassed

To take your shirt off when it's hot

You can get peevish about your cleavage

When folks start to giggle 'bout the chest flesh that you got

So I will not be ashamed of manboobs

And I will flaunt my flesh

With a heaping dose of pride

'Cause when you see me, you may just see manboobs

But I'm not just a pair of tits

And I won't be objectified