Linderman's Q & A ft. Brian Logan Dales, Janaya Jones, Jeff Sumner & 2023 Cast of EXORCISTIC: the Unauthorized Rock Musical Parody of "The Exorcist" Lyrics

Mrs. O'Neil Leutenant Linderman DC Homicide

I'm also the only Jewish character in the film

And therefore the voice of reason

I'm going to breathe heavily while you ponder that

Looks like we had a death here the other night

Durke Bennings the director of your film

Was looking after your daughter when he was found at the bottom

Of that long staircase with his head twisted completely around

In my opinion the whole situation is ass backwards

He's a minor character

There's a few of us floating around

I too am a minor character

I serve no other purpose really but to ask after the ritualistic desecration of the church

And the connection with Durke Bennings

I also have my little man crush on Father Garras

Get in line Serpico

Father Garras they said I'd be able to spot you because you look like a boxer

Yea what do you wanna know

Anyone ever tell you you look like Marlon Brando

Anyone ever tell you you look like Ray Charles

Always

Where was Durke

Where was Durke

Where was Durke

Where was Durke

I could have you all deported you know that

Have you heard about witchcraft making a comeback Father

It's a booming

Ooh ooh

There's been a desecration in the church

Now we find this man dead with his head facing his booty

You're the shrink around here

You're the one who has his ear to the ground

Don't be Father Paranoia

If a priest has gone coo coo coo we could haul the guy in

And maybe later see a movie

Why don't you pick on the Dominicans

The Dominicans

That don't mean I can't

Bother you

What about what happened that night

You should maybe ask your daughter if he came into her room

But why Durke wouldn't have a reason

Less he went to take a leak and accidentally missed the bathroom

If no one ever asked

What's this fungus

There would be no penicillin and the clap would kill us all

Uh say what

Clap clap I think your daughter set a trap

Broke his neck at the window

Gave a push and then he fell

Speaking of daughters I have one too

Should we applaud

I know she'd love an autograph from you

He's got balls

I might need some allied police

I lied please address it to me

Hey Father, you dig movies? I do. I dig movies big

I like to watch, you know, critique

Well, here's my take on Durke's missing death scene

Just a sick little girl

She's a sick little girl

Why don't I go up the stairs and make her feel better

Why am I curious

Curious

She's gonna getcha

Ooh she's gonna getcha

Maybe she could put a good word in with her mother

You can't demean a demon cause she's way down

She's as strong as a power man

Spins your head with the twist of her hands

Once you go black mass you never go back Jack

Where the fuck is Durke

Why the fuck does Durke

Feel compelled to climb the stairs to her

Oh there she is