The Houseboat Tune Lyrics

We gathered at Herman and Helen's

Got a houseboat, can't you see

Then slithered on through the Delta

Like some prisoners just set free

We ain't never drove no houseboat

Nobody drives it better than us

So we hit a tree and broke the prop

We'll just tell 'em it must have been rust

We're just beer belly butt sweatin'

Houseboatin' river rattin' men

I thought I would be reading

Sip some wine and just relax

Now I smoke my green bud at six am

And start on my first 12 pack

By the end of the day

I got beer in my veins

When I piss, the fish get drunk

I guess I was horny

'Cause I woke up in the morning

With a bush pig

Smokin' in my bunk

We're just beer belly butt sweatin'

Houseboatin' river rattin' men

A toast

Here's to honor

Get on her

And stay on her

Hear, hear

We eat chili beans for dinner

Then we wash them down with beer

It looks like Fourth of July

When a flame gets close to our rears

At night we're just a vision

Like some cannons all ablaze

We're so mean and nasty

No bugs are even happy

Hangin' around our stinking place

We're just beer belly butt sweatin'

Houseboatin' river rattin' men

There's always fear in their eyes

When our pirate flag is high

And we're yelling

Abandon your ship

Yeah, get out of our way or we'll shoot you down

 With our Super Soaker two-hundred

 Or get it in the face from one-hundred yards away

 Fuckin' shoot  'em with the water balloon launcher

We're just beer belly butt sweating

Houseboatin' river rattin' men

We're just beer belly butt sweating

Houseboatin' river rattin' men

We're just beer belly butt sweating

 Houseboatin' river rattin' men

 We're just beer belly

 Men