Ladies Babies Cash And Cake Lyrics

Have we gotta deal with no mistakes

And how do we know that you won't break it

Keep it cool I need to see

Are you a person or a mouth piece

How many times has a girl or a guy

Just flipped on the dime and told our asses bye

Left holding jack or only half a pack

That needs the other half to not be spazzy

Finish up and follow through

Sign on the line then split split

Split it down the middle

Obvious it seems to be

Undeserving of a theme

So I print illegibly and dream

Then split that shit down the middle

Some swoop in most run out

Filled with wishing and bitching and doubt

Sitting behind people on a front

Giggling and wriggling my fingers for months

Tell your friends

Or tell your only fan

When a deal falls through

You dick stamp all my plans

Is it a dream or is it a riddle

We'll think of a scheme then meet in the middle

Two ladies have a baby

One says it's hers

And the other says it's theirs

So I raise up my sword and

Split that shit down the middle

On a deserted Island

There's one cake

I don't care if you're overweight we

Split that shit down the middle

And use your non wiping hand

If there's a lady in my house

I know what to do

Split that split that split that shit down the middle

Split that split that shit down the middle down the middle