Should? Lyrics

What do you think

Should I go to work today

No

Should I pay my bills today

No

Should I go to church today

Yes, but not the way you think

I'm gonna go to the church of Spaghetti Monsters

Get down on my knees and worship the god of pasta

Should I buy a gun today

No

Should I have some fun today

No

Should I own the libs today

Yes, but not the way you think

I'm gonna go back to vote for Joe Biden

I'm gonna vote for him even though I don't like him

Should I ride the bus toady

No

Should I shop at Lush today

No

Should I buy a car today

Yes, but not the way you think

I'm gonna go buy a hearse so I can drive it

And maybe one day I'll get to die inside it

Should I be reserved today

No

Should I buy a purse today

No

Should I bang your mom today

Yes, but not the way you think

I'm gonna hit her with a big ole fucking hammer

I'm gonna hit her so hard she'll move to Alabama

What's this

A drum break

well, I've never done one of those in my songs before

And I'm not gonna start now

Is this getting old today

No

Should I break the mold today

No

Should I kick some ass today

Yes, but not the way you think

I'm gonna go to a farm and kill a donkey

I'm gonna kick him in the head and call him a fucking honky

Should I write a blog today

No

Should I ride a hog today

No

Should I build a bomb today

Yes, but not the way you think

I'm gonna build a bomb and fill it up with noodles

I'm gonna build a bomb of noodles and kill a poodle

Should I fly a kite today

No

Should I ride a bike today

No

Should I end the song today

Yes, but not the way you think

There's gonna be a whole fucking album after

It's gonna fill your day with pain and maybe laughter

And maybe if we're lucky, it won't be another disaster