The Donkey Woes (A Capella) Lyrics

This is a song by me

I hope you enjoy

When I was a poor boy

I used to eat potatoes

It was all we could afford

But then a man named Billy

Tried to kill me with a sword

And then a horde of donkeys

Came running down my brick house

And they ate a chicken

That tasted like a mouse

Oh, the donkey woes

I have them so very much

I said come on, the donkey woes

I feel them all the way in my butt

Come on!

And someone told me that donkeys are friends

But I tried to warn them, no

Cause donkeys will eat you

And they'll take what you love most!

Oh, I got the donkey woes

The donkey woes so bad

When I go to sleep, the donkeys know

I said I, I got the donkey woes

I can feel them all the way in my toes

And the donkeys one night

Came in and licked my toes till they bled

Oh yes they did!

Oh, the toads

The toes were so bloody

And the donkeys were getting hungry

So they started to nibble on my fingers

And my fingers were cut off

And then my arms were shoved in my butt somewhere but I don't know cause I don't have them no more

Oh, I got the donkey woes!

Got the donkey woes real bad!

Oh, I got the donkey woes!

But I know they're alive

Cause sometimes waffles will show up in my house

And that is the donkey woes song!

Yeah, alright, alright!

Come on, y'all!