Can't Smoke Weed Lyrics

I used to smoke weed by the pound

I loved all my friends comin' round

We'd all get high

And laugh 'til we cried

Every room was consumed by the cloud

We solved all the mysteries of space

The conundrums of time we embraced

When it came time to munch

We preferred Captain Crunch

And the world was a wonderful place

But I can't smoke weed anymore

My lungs are fried

My brain cells all died

I can't even finish my chores

I cough too much

And life is such

I just can't smoke weed anymore

I did find a good work around

Now the kitchen is my chosen ground

I make the best brownies

In three or four counties

I just wish I could keep some around

It sucks getting old in this way

I can't even remember my name

So far from my youth

So long in the tooth

And for all my old friends it's the same

We just can't smoke weed anymore

Our lungs are fried

Our brain cells all died

We can't even find the front door

We cough too much

And life is such

We just can't smoke weed anymore

The aforementioned reasons aside

There are others that I may provide

My boss calls me lazy

My wife says I'm crazy

Surely they both can't be right

The Dude in his way would expound

It's gutters and strikes, ups and downs

On this crazy ride

We all should abide

'Cause it's better to smile then to frown

So I think that I'll burn just one more

That mirror I feel

Shows a little too real

Looking back like an old dinosaur

But lately I've craved

That plant so depraved

If I could only remember which drawer