This Is Not A Scam! Lyrics

Hello

We've been trying to reach you

About your car's extended warranty

Hello, good sir

Won't you please take a moment to talk

I've got a very special offer for you

And there isn't much time left on the clock

So, please don't think about it

Please don't run away

I promise you that this is not a scam

Hello, good sir

Won't you please pay attention to me

'Cause I'm a former Nigerian Prince, you see

Until they all rose up and they deposed me

But I still got me some money

For your help you will too

I promise you that this is not a scam

Well hello, good sir

Won't you please help a friend in need

I've got a very special mission for you

I said there's something out there that I really need

So go buy some iTunes gift cards

And please send me those codes

I promise you that this is not a scam

Hello

You've got mail

Hello, sir or ma'am

I'm a rep with Microsoft

And I found a lot of viruses on your PC

And now it's time for me to go and give the remedy

But first, please send me some Bitcoin

Or Dogecoin, I don't care

I promise you that this is not a scam

Well where do they all come from

Who knows where they go

Well they're telling me that this is not

They're telling me that this is not

But I'm starting to think that this might be

A scam