
Poopin' on the Clock Lyrics
- Genre:Folk
- Year of Release:2023
Lyrics
Haven't got a union
My coworkers suffer silently
Some get revenge by stealing from the stock
Mine comes after lunchtime
I clock in hit the lavatory
Sit on the toilet; give the door a lock
Poopin on the clock
Poopin on the clock
Poopin on the clock
Poopin on the clock
I break windfall profits by breaking wind
I put the 'butt' in 'sabotage'
I can evade the shepherd of the flock
I take compensation for taking craps
It's my digestive bricolage
In my dookie producing a fiduciary shock
Poopin on the clock
Poopin on the clock
Poopin on the clock
Poopin on the clock
Boss makes a dollar; I make a dime
That's why I poop on company time
Pull down your pants, and join the tuchus bloc
HR might give trainings
But going number two is not a crime
At the end of the day there's nothing they can dock
Poopin on the clock
Poopin on the clock
Poopin on the clock
Poopin on the clock