Here's to the State of Tucker Carlson Lyrics

Here's to the state of Tucker Carlson

For overtop your borders, the devil builds no walls

If you poke inside his closet, a hundred bodies fall

With squinting incantations, the murderpigs absolved

A land of mixing colors, is no country at all

Whoa here's to the land you've torn out the heart of

Tucker Carlson find yourself another country to be part of

And here's to the people of Tucker Carlson

Who watch their vaunted hero fulminating every night

At anyone who uplifts anyone who isn't white

Who lob a million death threats and challenges to fight

Who're quick to rage against anything but the dying of the light

Whoa here's to the land you've torn out the heart of

Tucker Carlson find yourself another country to be part of

And here's to the schools of Tucker Carlson

Where YouTube sophists lecture on why they don't have to care

All the rudiments of hatred are present everywhere

And every publication is a wealth of factual error

And systemic injustice, well they just call that fair

Whoa here's to the land you've torn out the heart of

Tucker Carlson find yourself another country to be part of

And here's to the cops of Tucker Carlson

They're hiding nazi tattoos as they lock the prison door

Their bellies bounce inside them when they knock you to the floor

And they'll take plenty prisoners in their private prison war

Behind their broken badges, there are murderers and more

Whoa here's to the land you've torn out the heart of

Tucker Carlson find yourself another country to be part of

And here's to the judges of Tucker Carlson

Who hide their flasks of whiskey as they stumble into court

Submit their drunken ruling on the freedom to abort

Oh, justice is a stranger when the justices report

In overturning science, the judgment's always short

Whoa here's to the land you've torn out the heart of

Tucker Carlson find yourself another country to be part of

And here's to the government of Tucker Carlson

With a chief who bought his ego using all his self control

Attempt to check his power, it's advisor whack-a-mole

To sate his egomania, there's a pig for every role

He gets to play avenger, and we all pay the toll

Whoa here's to the land you've torn out the heart of

Tucker Carlson find yourself another country to be part of

And here's to the laws of Tucker Carlson

Complaining that the fight has been brought to his house's door

Despite calling for the same in the segment just before

With ICE agents arresting whole families by the score

Be thankful it was shouting, and it was nothing more

Whoa here's to the land you've torn out the heart of

Tucker Carlson find yourself another country to be part of

And here's to the churches of Tucker Carlson

On a table in a trailer with a fender caked in rust

The screen broadcasts his sermons that pander to their lust

The orange on his countenance is a designer dust

And they worship at an altar chiseled with mistrust

Whoa here's to the land you've torn out the heart of

Tucker Carlson find yourself another country to be part of