Fred's Song Lyrics

Would you like to take a seat ma'am

Can I get you some drinks

I'll be right back with a menu

And some bread (and some bread)

Didn't even see the menu

He didn't even get us drinks

Come to Fred's cafe

It's a nice cafe

It tastes really nice

It's reasonably priced

Come to Fred's cafe

It's a nice cafe

It's reasonably priced

It tastes very nice

Need to get the attention of the waiter (the waiter)

There's a hair in my food (waiter)

This is absolutely ridiculous (and disgusting)

You can't expect me to pay for that (no)

I don't know where he's gone

Someone's gonna get some abuse

Come to Fred's cafe

It's a nice cafe

It tastes really priced

It's reasonably nice

Come to Fred's cafe

It's a nice cafe

It's reasonably nice

It tastes really priced

Would you like to see the dessert menu

Some ice cream for the kids

No that's quite enough thank you (thank you)

Would you like to leave a tip (no)

Come to Fred's cafe

It is a cafe

It's not very nice

It's well overpriced

Come to Fred's cafe

It is a cafe

I'd give it a miss

It gave me the shits