Kitchen MVP Lyrics

There's this kid named Isaac and he works at the Esso

He likes to drink Monster and sometimes Espresso

Always working hard and always rocking the hat

He's got music on his phone, ponytail in the back

Works in the kitchen cause he loves fried chicken

And you know damn well he's getting all of them bitches

Working with Isaac is always a blast

Hot case is always full cause he works real fast

His honey garlic wedges are served first class

Then there's Stubby P who's got rocks for a brain

To the store, he always brings great shame

I think there is another, I don't remember his name

Maybe that's because he's not that good at the game

Anyways, back to Isaac cause you know he's the best

Like all the guys at Paramart, he's got a little zest

But he knows damn well that he's better than the rest

Just by being in his presence, we should feel blessed

He's the kitchen MVP, you can't disagree with me

He should be seen on TV as Paramart's Gordon Ramsay

Sit back and you will see how amazing he can be

Doing 10 things at once, multitasking perfectly

He's not only a good cook, but also a nice guy

You can't deny, his chicken's always in supply

When he leaves at 6.30 or calls in sick

The kitchen's not the same without that son of a bitch

I guess what I'm saying is that he is a prodigy

He's the one all the other cooks want to be constantly

He's so good at his job, he owes them all an apology

Cause he knows he's the best, he's got no room for modesty

Stubby P is mad cause he wants to feel special

But he's too fucking short to reach Isaac's level

Sharpie is definitely tall enough for the part

But he can't be the best cause he's got a cold heart

Let's tell the truth, Isaac deserves an award

The speed which he cooks chicken is absurd

He's the best cook we've ever had for sure

In fact, let's get him his very own billboard

He's the best of the best, yeah he's better than the rest

He does more not less, and he's never ever stressed

Dressed to impress, always a success

He'll always be a genius, nevertheless