Who Would've Guessed? ft. 21 Average & gregstanley735 Lyrics

(No, Tad)

I look at the roster and see

Brad, googs, and The Geg

I said to myself that this is going to be

Quite the year for my football team

I don't even really know how to coach

But the coach told me to coach (the kids)

I took a bite of my salmon plate (all my awards)

And got ready to say, "Hey, get over here!

"It's time to play some football!"

They all came running and we got to playing (on my sandwich)

I went into the little shop

To get even more little shop

After that, I went back to my cliffside mansion (all my awards)

In the mansion, I've got a dancer dancin'

His name is Greg and he loves to eat eggs

That is how he maintains his legs (cholesterol)

I put some oil in the pan

But I didn't know it was gasoline (ahh)

Ayo, it's 21 Average here

And I live in a mansion by the sea

I'm singin' a- e- songs every single day

I got really big in a field that has some hay

I went to the store and stole some cabbage

I'm a savage but they call me 21 Average

The cabbage tasted really bad

Then I went to the UPS and stole a package

When I opened it up it was full of cabbage

I don't know why but I hate the cabbage

And I have a big boot and it's also made of cabbage

I don't know why but everything's cabbage

I'm walkin' in the woods with a cabbage

And I come upon a massive rabbage

I started to run away from the rabbage

And defended myself with some cabbage

Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg

TadWad force-fed me an egg

Yeah, that guy just needs to die

Bread is at its best when it's rye

That kid only gave me eight lines (what a dick)

So I'll be quick to say that he's a real bad guy (that's facts)

This beat is kind of trash honestly

Alright, back to him I suppose

The gasoline burnt down my mansion

And I have to go back to my rinky-dink apartment

Now that I'm here, I'm kind of sad

I miss my diamonds, gold, and platinum bear