Beat Up Old Ford (Remix) Lyrics

Well, I was a'motorvatin' my long white Cadillac

With a powerful engine and Murphy Bed in the back

This model they call it the Coupe de Ville

If that doesn't impress you well nothing will

It is better than driving a beat up Ford

A run down, rusted out, beat up Ford

So, I got into a card game in Duffy's back room

Lady Luck was smiling and I was humming this tune

I tell you folks, I was hot, hot, hot

I went all in, and put the Caddy in the pot

The guy against me put in his beat up Ford

A run down, rusted out, beat up Ford

Well they do say pride comes before a fall

Wouldn't you know that I lost it all

The man took my caddy and left me the Ford in change

it was the only deal that I could arrange

I got home driving an old beat up Ford

A run down, rusted out, beat up Ford

Driving around in the Ford I got a real fright

That car kept swerving to the right

Wouldn't go left, or even stay in the middle

I kept droving round and round in a circle

That's what you get driving an old beat up Ford

A run down, rusted out, beat up Ford

Strangest thing was, like some apparition

That Ford beat off all the competition

People said it must be stroked and bored

Nothing could outrun the old beat up Ford

Nothing could outrun the old beat up Ford

A run down, rusted out, beat up Ford

Driving the old Ford something wasn't right

I started seeing people in a miserable light

I started running other drivers off the road.

I started mumbling and talking in code.

Now it's time to junk the old Ford

A run down, rusted out, beat up Ford

Now I have had enough of driving the old clunker

I'm gonna hafta take it to the junker

Can I get rid of this beat up old hack

I just want to get my Cadilac back

Now it's time to junk the old Ford

A run down, rusted out, beat up Ford

Yes, it is time to junk the old Ford, but I don't think I want the old Cadillac back…

It was a gas guzzler

Maybe get one of those nice hybrid Prius, or a Smart Car

Maybe a full-on electric Tesla

Yes, It is time to get rid of the old Ford

A run down, rusted out, beat up Ford

A run down, rusted out, beat up Ford

A run down, rusted out, beat up Ford