Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff (Jeff) Lyrics

Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff

Hey there, my name is Jeff

I'm also Jeff

I'm Jeff too

And I'm Jeff

AND WE'RE JEFF FROM SLAPDASH

As I said, my name is Jeff from Slapdash

I am the original Jeff

You see, I've been wanting to contribute more to the band

So we turned to the questionable ethical territory that is the cloning industry

We got ahold of a cloning machine

And used it on me three times

Now I've got a band full of Jeffs

To play background while I rip this guitar solo

Okay, hi, my name is also Jeff

I'm the one who plays bass

I have to say, the number two spot ain't great

But at least I get to write my own basslines

Basslines

Hey there, I'm the third Jeff in Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff

You can look for me on the drums

The top two Jeffs are sort of mean to me

So I channel my pent up aggression into the drums

AHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHH

HMMM

HMMMRRRAAAA

HNNGGGHHH

Jeff the fourth is my name

And auxiliary percussion is my game

I have very few human rights

I pray for mercy every night

You're not supposed to rhyme

I know, I'm sorry

Can I let him out

Don't let him out! What are you d- are you kidding me

Let him out? Are you- are you serious

Oh, that's funny. Okay

But like really, can I- can I let him out

Fine, fine whatever. I don't even care

Whatever

Let him out

I'm actually the fifth... fifth Jeffrey in the crew

And the outside world doesn't even know I exist

I handle the philosophy and the music theory

And gripe about the band's artistic direction

I've been in this basement for five long weeks

Fed only on flat cherry vanilla Pepsi

And the occasional crust of a taco bell quesadilla

But now its time to escape

Escape

Man the crowd's really going wild

No, oh no, no, number 5 is escaping

SOMEBODY GRAB HIM

It's too late, he's over the Canadian border. He's beyond our domain

I guess we can gripe about his artistic direction

Shut up 4