Blessed Mom Bod Lyrics

You know it takes dedication to keep working

On this mom bod gut oh yeah, listen

At one time I was pregnant and had bare feet

I would get the chance to wear those ugly mom jeans

The stretch marks came, and the crib did too

After 9 months I would get to see you

It's been seventeen years, since you've been born

I still get prego cravings for cream corn

Some men look pregnant or far along

But they'll never sing this song

I've got a blessed mom bod

Part of the thunder thigh squad

I'm like a Costco mob

I've got a blessed mom bod

I've got a blessed mom bod

I'm a cougar fraud…meow

Not quite an old hot broad uh, no

I've got a blessed mom bod

I don't blame Covid for this mom bod weight

I don't have a beach mom bod and that's okay

My child will never ever have to say, Mama where you at

Oh that brownie that looks good. Can I have a bite of that

I've got a blessed mom bod

Part of the thunder thigh squad

I'm like a Costco mob

What! They've got free samples

You know this, come on

I've got a blessed mom bod

I've got a blessed mom bod

I'm a cougar fraud

Not quite an old hot broad

I've got a blessed mom bod