Thankfully Lyrics

With everything we've been through

And what we're going through

It makes me really thankful

I'm thankful for my Lord and friends

My heine hole still works and I'm not in depends

And thankfully, I've never had an std

I'm thankful for the birds and bees

Though I've made the mistake of thinking she's a he

But thankfully I've never had an std

No syphilis or gonorrhea, that's the kind of std that says

I'm glad to meet ya

No NGU or HPV that's the nasty

You don't really want to smell or see

I'm thankful for the crabs I eat

In a restaurant at a table with my love so sweet

I've never had to take any drugs or potions

Cause my body's never had bacterial vaginosis

Vaginosis

Thankfully I've never had an std

Do you smell that

Thankfully I've never had an std

Man that really itches

Thankfully (Together) I've never had an s t d